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“Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.”
–Richard Bach

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
– Albert Einstein

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
– Mark Twain


“I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
– Woody Allen

“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.”
– Winston Churchill

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Don’t wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel, stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.”
– Sara Henderson

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”
– Bill Mcglashen

“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.”
– Groucho Marx

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
– Woody Allen

“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.”
– Will Rogers

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