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Daily Quote: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

“Life is just one damned thing after another.” Erbert Hubbard

“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone/ And all your friends will read ‘em/ But all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ‘em…” Kevin Welch

“Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.” Unknown author

“The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly — because if they don’t speak fast nobody will listen to them.” Michael Caine

“Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.” Christopher Isherwoo

“Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” Bob Monkhouse

“Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.” Douglas Adams

“Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.” Christopher Morley

“Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.” Marie Curie

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.” R. D. Laing

“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.” Oscar Wilde

“When people search for “Life Quotes” they are often looking for quotes about life. Why do the major search engines only give them hundreds of pages of commercial garbage about Life Insurance Quotes?” Bill Austin
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