Sep 3
Daily Quote: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
“Life is just one damned thing after another.” Erbert Hubbard
“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone/ And all your friends will read ‘em/ But all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ‘em…” Kevin Welch
“Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.” Unknown author
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Daily Quote: “The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” Robert Bloch
1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
5.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
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“Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.”
–Richard Bach
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
– Albert Einstein
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
– Mark Twain
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